on the high seas must be stopped…
The Conch Republic will be under attack, now is the time for all good men
and women to come to the aid of their island!
Join your Conch Republic comrades-in-arms at Schooner Wharf Bar for the
annual Conch Republic Naval Parade and Great Battle Surrender Ceremony,
Friday, April 22nd.
The U.S. Border Patrol will infiltrate the Conch Republic, and all able
bodies are commanded to load up on ammunition (wet Cuban bread) and stand
their ground against the advancing troops in Key West Harbor.
Let freedom ring with the bread you fling!
Suit up in your battle fatigues (foul weather gear) and prepare for the
Coast Guard’s surrender to the Conch Republic.
Then retrieve your wounded comrades and make your war-weary way to
Schooner Wharf Bar for the Victory Party and Surrender Ceremony at 9 p.m.
That Hippie Band will be playing old Woodstock type of music and they jam
to it all -- Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Crosby, Stills and Nash. When these
guys get together harmony and mayhem are the only constants. This band definitely gets the dance floor alive!
Captains and crew, there is a
MANDATORY meeting for all participating vessels on the upper deck of
Schooner Wharf Bar on Tuesday, April 19th at 9 p.m.
Schooner Wharf - the Official Headquarters of the Conch Republic
For more information call (305) 292-9520