Conch Republic Independence Celebration Victory Party and
Surrender Ceremony of the Great Sea Battle
April 22, 2022
 Piracy
on the high seas must be stopped�The Conch Republic will be under attack, now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of their island! Join your Conch Republic comrades-in-arms at Schooner Wharf Bar for the annual Conch Republic Naval Parade and Great Battle Surrender Ceremony, Friday, April 22nd. The U.S. Border Patrol will infiltrate the Conch Republic, and all able bodies are commanded to load up on ammunition (wet Cuban bread) and stand their ground against the advancing troops in Key West Harbor. Let freedom ring with the bread you fling! Suit up in your battle fatigues (foul weather gear) and prepare for the Coast Guard�s surrender to the Conch Republic. Then retrieve your wounded comrades and make your war-weary way to Schooner Wharf Bar for the Victory Party and Surrender Ceremony at 9 p.m. That Hippie Band will be playing old Woodstock type of music and they jam to it all -- Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Crosby, Stills and Nash. When these guys get together harmony and mayhem are the only constants. This band definitely gets the dance floor alive! Captains and crew, there is a MANDATORY meeting for all participating vessels on the upper deck of Schooner Wharf Bar on Tuesday, April 19th at 9 p.m.
Schooner Wharf - the Official Headquarters of the Conch Republic
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